Time passes so slowly and it hurts so fucking much every single second…
I don’t know how to deal with the pain..
- Ted: Luckily, you guys are friends with a former Boy Scout. And a Boy Scout is always, what?
- Robin: Unpopular?
- Lily: Beaten up?
- Barney: Going to the movies with his mom?
- Ted: A Boy Scout is always prepared.
- Robin: Prepared to spend lunch in his locker?
- Marshall: Prepared to die a virgin?
- Barney: Prepared to paint his sister's nails?